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It is gift for giving him job and place to stay
'Cause people get Teslas by not making waves.
I just wanted to be a good mom.
It's not safe for our kids here at night.
How do we make money off that?
The kids stumble right past us.
Phillip. Tito. Senior intern.
That's my dad.
I-I think we're prepared to take a vote.
Ugh. Uh...
None of them smashed my car.
I don't think people know about it.
Which one screams illegal booze party?
something that's mine.
Patsy's Pies?
♪ You were willing once before ♪
Yeah. Sweet.
The premises is under federal investigation.
Okay. What about the insane day I had
head outside, and salute,
Nothing.
Vacation at Disney. Coach little league.
What happened to your face?
We're literally on the way from the clubs to the L.
It's the only place still serving booze.
♪ What is this downside ♪
- What for? - No idea.
Now...
You're not doing it for your family.
You'll see.
Speak Russian at least.
I'm so sorry she was such a bitch to you.
How is that "fighting dirty"?
Here you go... a Triple Red Eye and a Malted Barley Tea.
I mean, they did, but who's counting?
and tamp it down with this thing.
I work on Cermak.
through marriage.
If you had an extra thumb on your hand,
on our property values
It's a center for at-risk youth.
Why don't you take these older ones?
We process credit cards for fantasy sports.
- Hi. - Hey.
and then I got to go to my internship.
Ugh, man, that two extra hours of sleep is a miracle.
What do you like?
I thought you said this was legal.
I'm just kidding. I've been on club soda since 4:00.
Uh, I don't have the grades.
Get a degree, teach at a university.
The Feds showed up at my internship today.
I'm doing it for me.
Fiona.
when it's 100 degrees outside?
Just kidding.
Oh, God.
action must be taken to abolish the homeless shelter ASAP."
Lesbians are traditionally angry.
We did.
Then... boom.
Yeah. I got them chopped the fuck off.
- Hey. - Hi.
I thought Svetlana had them.
who only wants a better life for his family,
we'll have him indoors by 10:30.
with degrees in electrical engineering
Guerilla marketing. I love it.
Everything.