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ARCHITECT OF THE NEW GERMAN EXPANSIONIST FARM POLICY--

OR FIVE MONTHS' IMPRISONMENT

Audience: MORE! MORE! MORE!

IS FRANCE REALLY IN THE GRIP OFA GLASWEGIAN MONARCH?

HE SAID HE COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER, SIR.

( thunderous applause and cheering )

A MR. BARTLETT TO SEE YOU, SIR.

HIGHLIGHTS OF THAT BROADCAST WILL BE DISCUSSED LATER

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FELL ON TOP OFAN OLD LADY IN NIMWEGEN, KILLING HER OUTRIGHT.

BUT APPARENTLY IN INDIA

WELL, IT IS INDEED A GREAT HONOR, YOUR MAJESTY

THEY USED A KILO AND A HALF OF CARBOLIC SOAP

IT'S NOT A BALLOON!

APPARENTLY, SIR, THERE IS A PLAN

OF YOUR PROPOSED BALLOON IF THAT'S AT ALL POSSIBLE.

JA, WELL, IT'S A KIND OF SITTING ROOM.

SIX MONTHS LATER, AND A LONG WAY FROM PARIS

LET ME PUT MY TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH.

LOUIS XVI IS DEAD ALREADY?

AND THE CLARET IS ON TOP OF THE SIDEBOARD, TO THE LEFT.

FROM PARIS-- YOU HAVE TRAVELED FROM PARIS?

BUT THE TROUBLE IS, HE'S BEEN DRINKING A BIT RECENTLY.

I GOT AS FAR AS THE SIDEBOARD, SIR.

WHICH ONE IS THE CLARET, SIR?

( laughter and applause )

ALL RIGHT, LOUIS XVI.

DID YOU SEE THAT?

OH, LOOK, IT'S THE CHANCELLOR!

STRAIGHT AHEAD OF YOU IS THE DOOR TO THE LIBRARY

YOUR DOGS ARE ALL CALLED BALLOONO.

I HAVE THEM HERE READY PREPARED.