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It's the sonogram of the baby.
You're crazy. You know that?
- it's such a gift. - (Woman speaking Spanish)
Jane seemed off after her sonogram,
What you said before about
you'd be more effective if you'd make yourself cry.
the worst party she'd ever been to.
I mean, it just is.
No, I'm not. What I'm doing is
Let me hear them.
But you know what? You did something terrible, too!
(laughs): No. I'm not suing.
Are you...?
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted that at this very moment,
But I can't, and I can't pretend
Even if Rafael and Petra are great.
Well, it depends.
good people who really want it.
I want my daughter to have the pleasure of knowing me.
I am really excited to meet her.
It's fear of failure.
See this? This right here is why I keep saying to sue.
is that this... event...
I'll... I'll walk with you.
Okay.
Jane.
to keep moving forward with my life.
Stop, Abuela.
When? I want to be a part of my daughter's life.
Petra Solano. Such a pleasure to meet you.
(computer whirring)
We're good.
Uh-uh. No way.
If it's important, the best way to reach me is through Twitter.
Abuela!
Hi.
Why did she order an ice sculpture of a wizard?
_
Hey. Okay, thanks.
and when you looked at me...
Michael, it's me.
- You slut! - When?
was Jane, he had to tell Jane.
Huh.
I have to get ready.
She said that I should keep the baby.
Oh, okay, there's the official notification.
(laughs)
and make sure she didn't have an eye patch.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: On the bright side, Jane's Quinceañera was no longer
♪ My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... ♪
a little jealous though, right? I mean, the guy's like...
of the Quinceañera quite differently.
I'm a teacher.
all Jane wanted to do was scream âNo!â
Of course I know.
and I'm gonna get attached to it.
and who keeps calling you, Mom?