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Oh, God. I hated it. Hated it.
It was the only way.
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
That is, um-- That's a thank-you note for my wedding gift.
You tell me you quit
All right. Yeah, thank you, Max.
You can't.
I wasn't a-aware of that, sir. Yeah.
Doesn't it break your heart?
I have spring fever. And there is only one cure.
Why don't people smile more?
Here you go, Dave. Yeah, I-I got one, too, Max.
Max. Max, you came back.
Right. Okay, a couple safety tips.
But that's your loss, baby, not mine.
BOTH: What?
Part of being the boss is hanging on to your employees.
We'll talk about it. On the air
I like Lisa. Oh, come on. We're friends.
See what happens when you mess around
Ah. Still quitting forever?
I, huh...
Well, what do you think I saw? A squirrel?
And that would be?
or something.
Well, isn't it obvious? When I first came here,
is that I never got to make you feel like a natural woman.
Euthanasia?
Yeah. You want it?
Let's hope.
All right, all right. Absolutely not.
Another ball of string.
But for some reason, your idiotic ploy
Oh. Heh-heh!
No way am I gonna do it.
No. Uh, Valentine's Day was two months ago.
Look, you're just quitting so that I will feel sad
Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha.
You know, Max,