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This is the last thing she needs today.
Uh-
'cause it's not as sexy as feline AIDS.
Friends, family, thank you for-
I would like to use my lifeline.
22,000-ish.
And how am I angry and unlikable?
Fruit? No.
What? That's crazy.
There's "not" such thing as doggy suicide.
I know. They're a little too close together. It's been bugging me for years.
Stella, honey, where are you?
And no apologizing. Yes. Shut up and get in there.
Honey, I don't yell for no reason.
Heard it as soon as I said it.
Okay. Okay, that's good, Cam.
I'm not sure if your husband was born in this country- perhaps he snuck in illegally-
- Proud and powerful. - Sorry.
Are you covering her ears? Let's have a little compassion.
Excuse me. Stand by.
That just gives it more power. The less we make of it, the better.
Oh, Lily.
Okay, this is not a game, all right?
Oh, God.
Well, why don't you greet me at the door, wagging your tail?
I mean, uh- I mean with their wives.
that allows private parties to have more than eight dogs.
Because I'm self-conscious about my body. Stella fell in the pool.
Phil, it's a hairbrush. Okay.
You know what the worst part of today was?
First of all, no charges were filed.