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-Oh! Right. -I know.
She said you had a tough time growing up
["Mist of a Dream" by Pauline Shivers playing]
Feel how hard you make me.
-No wonder your hands are so... nice. -Strong hands.
[Annabelle] What did you say that you did again?
But only 'cause I know you made it with love.
Welcome to my apartment.
Hey! Come here.
-Hi, Annabelle. -Isn't he so cute?
But when I see you, I know I'm gonna see my man.
[phone ringing]
-[phone vibrates] -Uh--
Oh, yeah. They love that. The slower the better.
Do you, uh...
[beeps]
[sizzles]
This moving car.
And this is Mercedes. This my baby.
♪ I swear on the wet head of My first case of gonorrhea ♪
Keep that right here.
Works every time.
You're new.
Fucking unbelievable.
Mom!
Did you go to school for this?
Welcome to my family.
-[Destiny] Oh, yeah? I'm so sorry. -Yeah.
What's your mother's maiden name?
-God bless Gary. -To Gary.
♪ Now make that motherfucker Hammer time like ♪
[Ramona] Once you got 'em on the hook, that's when we get the net.
-My baby. -Now we wait.
-Come on, let's go. -Let's go.
Bear Cub, is that you?
♪ And I need to be redeemed ♪
-At first, he liked this shit. -Of course he did.
["Dawn [Go Away]" by The Four Seasons playing]
[Mercedes] Oh, my God.
Just me and Lily.
Be like old times.
♪ But every song's Like gold teeth Grey Goose, Trippin' in the bathroom ♪
Are you still there?
We got Justice getting ready to join us on the main stage.
For Lily.
[all cheering, laughing]
It's hot.
-Look at these fucking bags, bitch. -Let me see!
Let's put an ad in Craigslist.
[song continues]
[Elizabeth] So, was there a sting?
and, perhaps, the end of an era in American business.
-Do you want me to take her? -No, I got her, Amy. Thanks.
I just wanna chill on my couch in some feetie pajamas
We talked about our kids. We talked about our exes.
All right. Tell the truth.
Hello. How you doing?
Does Tony know about this?
[all cheering]
♪ Bloodstains, ball gowns Trashin' the hotel room ♪
And I said he couldn't.
-Oh, shit. We going to jail. Damn. -[vomits]
-♪ And we'll never be royals ♪ -♪ Royals ♪
it's not some story about all strippers being thieves or whatever.
What are you talking about? You were having a great time.
[Mercedes] What the fuck?
-It's really good. -[Mercedes] A mini Bob Saget.
♪ You say you're searching For somebody that'll take you Out and do you right ♪
-No. -They do.
[detective 2] Let go of the money.
♪ Just want to go That extra mile For you ♪
Maybe a score so big that we would never need anybody.
are you in?
It's just, I don't know you.
[man] What's going on? What's your name?
Look, I don't think we need 'em anymore.
You got into fights and...
[chuckles] This was too fucking easy.
"If only we had known each other back then."
♪ And I just don't know Where I can begin ♪
This is the last fucking time I'm doing this.
Now say money!
Did you get something to eat?
I mean, I had a baby.
-I'd fuck this car. -This is fucking it.
Ay, gracias, señora.
And then, when they realize that we work six nights a week,
[Destiny sniffles]
[Ramona] Yeah!
♪ We're driving Cadillacs In our dreams ♪
-Gary. -[Mercedes] Oh, Gary.
This city--
♪ I wanna make love In this club, in this club ♪
Need who?
So, there I am in this gorgeous marble bathroom, 10,000 feet in the air,
So, you gotta get up early tomorrow, or...
But we had ourselves a fun sleepover, didn't we?
[Ramona laughs]
What do we do now?
I guess he must've liked it.
Well, let me tell you something: he's even more good-looking in person.
We gotta know that these guys like to party.
I said: "Are we gonna make some fucking money tonight?"
-You're gonna help me? -You're gonna help us out right now.
[Ramona] How you doin', girl?
He's gonna help me get a job in pharmaceuticals.
[crying]
I get 'em extra crispy. We can make 'em wet.
[sighs]
[mumbling]
-Let's do it. -Let's do it.
Ramona didn't care, as long as she was making money.
[all] Aww.
And what about Mercedes? Is she feeling "grossed-out"?
♪ We are caught up In your love affair ♪
I think I'm gonna throw up.
-I'm Kobe. You're Shaq. -I'm the Kobe.
Casey had him in the Champagne Room.
Help! Help!
-Wow. -Yeah.
[Lenny] That's it, folks.
-Hi, David. -[Mercedes giggles]
It's ketamine and MDMA.
[man] You're a dickwad, fucking pussy.
I know I'm supposed to think that what you did was terrible
my vagina.
You just have to make their eyes move just one inch. Come here.
They all wanna be on top... where there are no consequences.
I mean, we got so spooked, none of us went back to the club anymore.
See me on your way out,
♪ I was still just a kid When my innocence was lost ♪
Yeah? Climb in my fur.
Ramona, quit bringing home strays.
-[Mercedes] I'm sorry. -Just chill.
You know?
And this here, this is Dorothy.
[pants]
Rest of the year? No.
Which one is it? That one?
But you gotta understand, in our world, this was normal.
Is that fair?