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Mercedes is probably gonna use Dragon's lawyer.
I can't afford to not pay my mortgage.
♪ And it's a sad, sad world ♪
[Ramona grunts]
So you really don't have any retail experience.
♪ Gimme more ♪
The guys don't wanna spend money.
Bitch.
[strippers] Yeah!
All we gotta do is reel 'em in.
Please.
Let me help you.
-This does hurt my vagina. -Can you grab your foot?
And never came back.
"I spent $5,000 at a strip club. Send help"?
-She was out of control. -I don't know. I've never seen him.
Whoo!
Come down.
All right?
Does anybody have any allergies?
♪ I wonder why, oh, why ♪
Oh, no. No, thank you. [chuckles]
Okay.
Hi.
You've got three seconds. One, two...
Two-four-three-seven.
What's Coco doing here?
There was a table.
My s--
That's okay. I understand.
♪ And since then each woman I've taken to bed ♪
[both speaking Russian]
♪ Heartache, misery, Trouble and pain ♪
-[Dawn taps on microphone] -One, two. One, two.
If that's what she wants.
These guys, they don't wanna be written about on page six.
-♪ Oh ♪ -♪ We're bigger Than we ever dreamed ♪
-[Destiny sighs] -[Mercedes whimpers]
Well, you got here after five, didn't you?
[Ramona, Destiny laughing]
[whispers] Who cares?
So, we'll have Annabelle meet J.P. Morgan and Mercedes meet Wells Fargo.
And then we run up his credit card as far as we can push it.
[Ramona] Then we steer him to the club...
[Doug exhales sharply]
-[man grunts] -Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
It's what you wanted. This is what you wanted.
[Mercedes] He said he could dive off the roof.
["Rag Doll" by The Four Seasons playing]
-[Elizabeth] Hello? -Hi. Um...
-She was reckless and sloppy. And stupid. -With the blue tie?
That's like...
You know, I just got a vest just like that.
Oh, my. Move your hair, look at me or something.
-Come on. -[chattering]
So disgusting.
Yes! Yes!
[chattering]
And Dragon's ass can stay in jail for a few more weeks.
I was making an honest living then.
-Do it. -No, just go ahead.
-There you go. Just point your toes. -Okay.
-David. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
[children shouting]
-Do I get the big one? -Yes, I chose this just for you.
What did Daddy do to you?
♪ But no, no Next, next ♪
So...
Mercedes!
There was champagne, lobster, a butler.
♪ I, I get it ♪
-[EMT 2] All right-- -[EMT 1] I'm gonna flip on three.
[Ramona] Yes!
Des, look at me. Look at me.
[Ramona] I don't usually get nervous around these types.
That's the end of the PG-13 version of this story.
Two-four-three-seven.
It was before he got married.
I just wanna be able to take care of my grandma for the rest of her life.
I gotta get a bigger boot.
Hi, my gorgeous girl.
I know. But, like, you know how it is.
Did you graduate high school?
[sighs] But I don't have a computer.
[elevator bell dings]
He looks like Tom Cruise. Right?
I missed you, you know that?
You're a family girl?
Just chicken wings. You can't ever go wrong with chicken wings.
Brown. For undergrad.
[both laughing]
There is no flash photography here at Moves.
Oh, my God. Wait.
♪ It's your voodoo working ♪
[baby babbling]
last shit we wanna see is their damn dicks.
there were three tiers of Wall Street guys.
I'm gonna do that.
-Super slow. -[Diamond] Uh-huh.
Let's get another drink. Hmm?
Table top.
[laughs]
[exhales deeply]
♪ I wanna make love In this club ♪
Bartending, mostly.
[Mercedes] Oh!
You can't keep doing this to us.
We were fucking hurricanes, weren't we?
Ramona said the same thing.
There's nothing like it, is there?
What'd you say your name was again?
I mean, what did she say about me?
I don't know about that. Are you sure?
[Destiny] After I stopped working, I lost touch with Ramona.
What? Girl, what's going on with Rodrigo?
-But I've missed the seasons. -I'm just gonna take this downstairs.
Ramona could always handle it.
[Destiny] So, we called up some old friends.
Just spin.