HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
-♪ Gimme, gimme ♪ -♪ More ♪
-What do you mean? -Let me tell you something.
Oh, my God.
-Remember you said this. -Get the fuck out.
Usher, bitch!
♪ I followed a naked body A naked body followed me ♪
No, look, that's it.
[Ramona laughs]
[chattering]
[sniffles]
[siren blaring]
We're breaking the law here. We don't wanna work with criminals.
and I don't wanna perpetuate anything.
I could give you a crash course in this place.
[Ramona] Whoop Whoop! Whoop!
I see you with every single kinda guy, and...
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Here.
Why are you doing this to me?
♪ Every time They turn the lights down ♪
♪ But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach Diamonds on your timepiece ♪
-I can't, but this was fun. -What? Wait.
Time flies, right?
[laughs]
-[Danny's friend 3] Don't be a pussy. -No, I'm fine.
-Yup. -So far so good?
Well, that's the beauty of it, baby, they're strangers.
♪ That kind of lux Just ain't for us ♪
So, I was just reading the article again,
You're so pretty.
Well, bitch, I can't have everything, can I?
What's my credit limit, again?
And by this, I mean really serious allergies.
-Hi, baby. -[Lily] Hi!
Scissor sit.
♪ That we're fine with this ♪
Take a seat, Miss Vega.
How are you Kobe when there can only be one Kobe? And I'm the Kobe!
-They're double-Ds! -Jackie got new titties?
She sent her two kids to college.
The girls are not coming back out.
♪ I cut my teeth On wedding rings In the movies ♪
They dabble in greed. But they never cross a certain line.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
And I can't, like, stop it.
I was hoping you wouldn't mind if I ducked out early on Fridays
These guys don't mean shit to me.
[chuckles] Yeah.
Who are these girls?
[Ramona] Eat it.
-Yeah, that would be cool. -Mm-hmm.
If I don't make no motherfucking money today,
[police officer 1] Don't move.
[breathes heavily]
[breathes shakily]
[Ramona] What do you want, baby?
Um, I moved to Arizona a few years ago.
-[doorbell rings] -[knocks]
[sighs]
Just for a minute. Come on.
[detective 1] You know, when you look at it out of context,
[phone ringing]
and I was fired.
[Ramona] Front hook.
[gasps]
You know, Tony wouldn't let this happen. I'm gonna text him.
[Doug sighs]
and we're now accepting all major credit cards.
Everybody's had to get creative, baby.
So, I was staying at his place, like, every night.
And this right here, these are epaulets.
Hello, police. Can you hear me?
[laughs] But I'm not that good.
Juliet still lets me sleep in her bed.
What's up, baby-boogie-down- fucking-Bronx-bitch?
[Destiny] After she cut out the club, we had to meet our clients in hotel rooms.
I just need to make money right now, though, you know?
So, I was like, "Oh, my God." And suddenly, he's there.
Introduce you to some of my regulars.
That's what I thought.
and we found the Connecticut architect
I don't wanna hurt anybody.
That dress is hugging you in all the right places.
Must be a bachelorette party going on.
Put your hands up.
Try laying flat across. Do a tabletop.
♪ They call her Dawn ♪
It was real weird.
[sighs]
I can barely afford his half of the rent.
Lily!
Either way, you can string 'em along without getting physical.
You could do this one, this is a martini.
Wow.
So?
[Destiny] Which included his house being destroyed by a fire.
and get home safe.
It costs money.
[Annabelle] I don't know why that happens.
My sisters.
[stripper 1] I love the recently-divorced.
[Dawn chuckles] Just a second. Hmm.
But I had a crush on this guy since I was 15.
But do you really wanna marry someone who's probably going to prison?
-Put it away. -Just give me a second.
-We should get some drinks. -[Mercedes] Ooh, yes.
So, minus 40% is $287.
It's nice to meet you.
[Mom] Hey, ladies, who wants cake?
[Mercedes] And, God, thank you for everything that you've given us.
-What did you do there, exactly? -Bartending, mostly.
[pants]
Don't do that.
We got a lot of ladies in the house tonight.
-No. Sorry, I-- -Where's Mom?
I'm really blown away by your penmanship.
I'm supposed to get Dragon a new lawyer.
Let's see.
[chattering, laughing]
[hip-hop music playing]