Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't wanna go home.

Hey, Destiny. How are you?

Ma, what are you doing to us?

Maybe go shopping every once in a while.

-Make a decision. -Two-four--

-♪ Gimme, gimme ♪ -♪ More ♪

What do you think?

But I like to keep her with me.

Are you kidding me? A bag can never be too big.

♪ Ass, ass, ass, ass Ass, ass, ass, ass ♪

Well, what if I got somebody to cover my shift?

-Okay. -Help me get him. Lift.

That's me. [chuckles] I was 15.

Certainly, the largest financial disaster in decades in this country,

I'm about to open the door.

A senior had asked me to the prom.

Then you can go into a fairy sit.

-This is-- -And I'm Rhonda.

Just a sprinkle.

Hi, Elizabeth. It's Destiny.

♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh ♪

"Which car do you drive?"

You know, we used to say,

[Destiny] We invested in ourselves.

Yes, that's right.

[Mercedes] One, two, three, four! Go. Go. Go.

-Of course. -You gotta understand.

[club patrons cheering]

[Ramona] I didn't know how much I love red hair until I saw you standing there.

♪ I get money, money I got ♪

-[chattering] -[Destiny] Oh, my God.

They come through the back.

♪ So go, lover Make momma proud ♪

-[Destiny] I love you. -[Mercedes] I love you.

Wanna go fishing?

-[Ramona laughs] -[Destiny] Girl.

Hi, baby. It's okay. Shh.

♪ Me, I really Would have liked A little touch of tenderness ♪

Do you and Lily wanna stay with us?

-[Destiny] David. -David. Nice to meet you.

Let the guys get fucked up.

♪ I do it, boy I do it ♪

Okay. What do we got?

...unless it's a cute boy.

She playin' a song for Jackie's new titties.

[Mercedes grunts] Watch his head. Watch his head.

[Destiny] Please hurry!

-Hey. The babysitter had to go home. -Funny.

Mercedes, this is a business.

The hosts, the managers, the DJ. They all got their cut.

[Elizabeth] So, there was a sting?

Everything was good.

-Another round, Gary? -What are we gonna do?

-You mind taking him for a good time? -What? No.

You guys are really something, you know that?

Now I know you're paranoid.

It's like a triple threat.

Yeah. Why don't you take a break?

♪ Wobble-dy wobble-dy wa Wobble, wobble ♪

-♪ And we'll never be royals ♪ -[siren wails]

You need anything, you call me.

No, no. No. No. I don't do that kind of stuff anymore.

[gasps] Oh, my God. It's gorgeous.

How come you're so good?

All you do is get your fucking dick sucked by the new bitches, rude fucking idiots!

[Destiny] So Ramona met Doug years ago.

Who gets to be Kobe?

[Mom] Right here, hon.

Okay. What else?

[hip-hop music playing]

[Ramona] What are you looking at? Ring it up.

[Destiny] According to Ramona,

-Yes, that's it. No, this is mine. -Okay, cool.

[Dawn] Um... [chuckles] Well, we're, like, a little gang.

It was fun while it lasted.

But then there's the motherfuckers on top.

♪ But every song's Like gold teeth Grey Goose, Trippin' in the bathroom ♪

[Dawn chuckles]

We got a couple ATMs in the building

Why didn't you call me?

and the four of us could only take on so much.

-[Destiny] Stay cool. -[Mercedes] I am.

[Spencer] A little Colombian marching powder?

Here. Try these on.

Don't fall down now.

So, most of them don't have any.

You know that. No, don't do that. Come on.

We begin our coverage tonight of what's been called

but I do have a client who's a graphic designer,

-[cheering] -[man] Ramona, I love you!

Do you have kids?

Look familiar? Too close to home, mama?

-♪ But he wanna lick The icing off ♪ -♪ The icing off ♪

-[all] Ooh! -Oh, no. You gotta give us more. Come on.

your mother dropped you off at your grandparents' house.

[club music playing]

♪ Control of what I say Control of what I do ♪

Two-four-three-seven.

[Destiny] He's got the twinkle in his eye.

All right? I'll see you.

No, I saw the same fucking Buick parked outside the Gansevoort.

♪ You were not there ♪

[man 1 on radio] She looks like she was sucking on a lemon.

[police officer 2] Hands up! Let's go!

[crying continues]

So I, like, find leather pieces,

All right. Come on. Help me get his legs.

instead of racing outta here all the time...

♪ I can tell by the way You lookin' at me, girl ♪

It's barely any different than what we're doing now.

[sniffs] And then I wake up. [chuckles]

You're the best.

♪ This could happen to you ♪