Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The dolls are here!
Management has taken the cameras out of the Champagne Room.
And when would you say that things got out of control?
Why?
Am I the father?
'cause it's like, "We move, and we fuck. And we fuck the best. It's the shit."
Fuck!
[Ramona] No, they come into the club all the time.
Get in the chair.
[Destiny chuckles]
I guess it's back to the pole.
[man on PA] All right, we got a bit of entertainment for you folks tonight.
I can't do that.
What are you talking about? You had an amazing time.
How you feeling today?
Oh, come on. Just stroke it.
Who hurt you?
[Destiny sniffs]
Mercedes. Like the car.
their wedding rings.
[inhales sharply] Well, I feel sorry for them.
Well, you know, if you were putting in more hours
Bitch! Bitch! Motherfucking Usher is here.
Like Kobe and Shaq.
It says, "The brain evaluates data collected from weather..."
-That's the one? -[Gary groans]
-Ramona said-- -Well, Ramona's a liar.
You wanna keep working that VIP. All right?
[man] I'll be right back. Come on.
No.
So, who's excited?
Yesterday.
I am telling you.
Everybody has a job in here.
Have I taught you fucking nothing?
-Destiny, I'm Johnny. Sup? -Nice to meet you.
-Have you? -No.
Ungrateful little bitch.
-[Destiny] Oh, my God. -Help her.
The guy from the movies.
Hello?
We try to get together once a year, but with the kids, it's impossible.
-Slower. -A little slower.
What's your name?
Come on, you can tell me.
Uh-- [clears throat] Where are you?
♪ In a mist of a dream ♪
-["Gimme More" by Britney Spears playing] -What? Yes!
Make some noise for the new girl.
Right. Right. Yes. [laughing]
Hey, these are my friends that I told you about.
Hey. We'll make each other feel good.
[Destiny] That's when Ramona came up with her special recipe.
-Go. Leave. We don't need you. -[baby crying]
Sauce on the side?
Relax. She's a pro.
Now, we're gonna work on our fake sniffing and our fake drinking.
CEOs, CFOs, investment bankers,
They're giving blow jobs for $300 a pop.
-[Mercedes] Hit it! -[Ramona] Okay?
There you go.
♪ To get what I want ♪
Ta-da! I'm designing my own swim-line.
How have we not met sooner?
Let's try it in the oven.
-Stick to it this time. -I will! Get the fuck away from me.
-Getting more Sonny. -Yeah!
-That's $20 right there. -Slow.
[coughs, vomits]
[scoffs]
-[Destiny chuckles] -Weren't we?
So, she's a junkie and a criminal.
[Brian Williams on TV] ...lost 504 points on the day's trading.
Tracey, have you met Destiny?
My mortgage payment's on there.
[vomits, coughs]
♪ 'Cause I'm feeling like A criminal ♪
♪ In the torn up town ♪
-Oh, yeah. She's always so shy... -Hi.
-Are you sure? Come on. -I'm very sure. Thank you.
Open your eyes, baby.
and I've never even sniffed his dick.
No.
[Destiny] No, you're good.
Then I heard some boiler room guys saying how all the money was in the city, so...
[scoffs] Fine. What about Georgia?
Wasn't she the cutest?
[Destiny] He was nice.
and no matter what I do, I can't get a grip on it.
It's me.
[all laughing]
[all cheering]
Or maybe they're single and feeling dejected.
Fuck these guys.
Thank you.
-♪ I know you want it In the worst way ♪ -♪ The worst way ♪
You were just trying to make friends.
I'll tell you everything. I just don't wanna go back.
♪ And when we're done ♪
They take the private elevator to the one room without cameras.
[song continues]
Oh, my God, she's fucking gorgeous.
What am I supposed to do now? I can't afford no lawyer.
Since now.
-Mercedes said that she could probably-- -Oh, my God. Come on.
What?
Do we know any lawyers from the club? That guy, Jeremy? Or maybe Anton?
Oh, boy. [chuckles]
Could make it four.
I'm Destiny.
You know, a lot of people are afraid to wear denim in the ocean,
Some of them are not so bad.
-♪ And, baby, I'll rule ♪ -♪ I'll rule, I'll rule I'll rule ♪
No.
Let me show you.
I got the red-bottoms. I got the red-bottoms. Yes, girl!
What if you don't have muscles to do that?
Isn't that pretty? And this one was my mother's.
[Destiny] Thank you to your Aunt Ramona.
-[Ramona] To Gary. -I love Gary.
Um, I'm ju-- [sighs]