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[Mercedes] Sorry, Annabelle. We'll get through it.
Could be a big one.
And it's a more honest transaction than anything else they did that day.
Boom.
It's gonna take some time for me to save up the money for my label,
God, I'm sorry.
Yep. Thirteen credits away from graduating.
♪ We crave A different kind of buzz ♪
-[girl] Oh, my God. Thank you. -So amazing.
-You have muscles to do this. -I don't have any.
The room was round.
Do you need to get that?
♪ We're driving Cadillacs In our dreams ♪
Two-four-three-seven.
-Bye, Spencer! -Goodbye!
-Chinchilla. -Oh, my God.
Minus $160.
-♪ In this club ♪ -♪ In this club ♪
Ain't no pressure, just, you know...
[siren warbles]
-Get in the chair. -Okay.
Is that what happened with Doug ####?
[Ramona] You know, maybe they're in a loveless marriage.
What?
You guys are sisters?
-They have you up front now? -Yup.
Yes. But it's not like I was--
Sit here, baby. You know, Annabelle can vomit on cue.
["I Get Money" by 50 Cent playing]
I like the dress, though.
But I had other things on my mind.
The princess is in the building!
Oh, fuck!
♪ Go stupid Go stupid, go stupid ♪
-'Cause it's classy. And I just wanna... -No. I love it. It's perfect.
♪ We didn't come from money ♪
I was just hoping that you could fill in some of the blanks.
♪ I'm stacking my paper My wallet look like a Bible ♪
-[Dawn] Two-four-three-seven. -Jesus fucking Christ. Come on!
[Doug exhales] By who?
Don't. What the--
[door opens]
-[woman] No way. -[Destiny] Yeah.
We're never gonna see him again.
Maybe if you, like, I don't know, showed me moves.
-I can pay off my grandma's house. -Yeah!
[Annabelle] There we go.
How it is In Strip Clubs
[detective 1] You think these girls are your friends?
-You can do it. -Come on. Come on.
-Oh, yes. -[Destiny chuckles]
-[Ramona] Need a ride, baby? -Oh, yes, I do.
And we proceed to have three of the most amazing hours I have ever had in my life.
You're not gonna fall. Straighten your legs out.
How much of this is going into the article?
You have a foot allergy?
Maybe we could've... looked out for one another.
Not one.
[Destiny] We expanded our clientele.
-Come on. -It's naughty.
it seems like he's making it up.
-Hey, hey, ladies. -[Destiny] Hey.
Everybody, make some noise.
[Destiny] I could've worked on Wall Street.
There you go. Hold yourself up.
[Ramona] There, that's good.
[Annabelle sniffles]
I was CFO of my own fucking corporation.
-Wake up, Gary! Wake up! -[Ramona] Open your eyes.
He's here, he's doing his shifts. I can't do it.
How could it get worse?
[Destiny] You found him. Go ahead.
Oh, I see here you got your GED.
[club music continues]
Stag.
Oh, nothing. It's just...
I could start clean.
That's pretty too.
♪ We don't care ♪
How much did we charge last time?
Baby, come here.
[Annabelle sniffles]
They maxed out my corporate card...
regretting the moment that we could've gone to a strip club together.
-There you go. -[Annabelle] Come on.
I am an architect.
[Ramona] Yeah, I'm gonna fucking get these!
What happened?
Oh, my God. Those look amazing on you.
Not at all. Not at all.
But everybody's hustling.
Don't she got a babysitter or a nanny or something?
No, we're gonna take him to the hospital. Come on. Help me.
-[Ramona laughs] -Thank you, Aunt Ramona.
-Beautiful couch. -I know.
Yeah. No, I understand.
Where'd you go, baby?
Crying?
♪ Don't you tell me To deny it ♪
-[laughing] -[Destiny] You're so good though, baby.
-If we don't do it, someone else will. -Get off of me.
[Destiny] It wasn't long before she burned through our regulars,
It's the three birthstones of me and my sisters.
It's round one of our three-song special.
I'm Kim Kardashian.
♪ Naked as sin An army towel Covering my belly ♪
-[Ramona] Make some money? -Oh, yeah.
Come on. Come on, give it to me.
-Fuck. I'm sorry. -No, that's fine.
I know. It's hard for me to balance.
No, you went out. You had an epic night.
Please, help my husband.
[Destiny] The crash put everybody out of business.
-I got you. -[Ramona laughs]
[alarm beeping]
[detective 1] But when you put it together with Doug, it all added up.
I would've been like, "Dude, you're fucking full of shit."
-to Monaco. -[Mercedes] Oh, my God.
[Destiny] Without us making the effort to go out and promote,
[Annabelle] Okay, you got this.
Oh, my God. Thank you, baby.
♪ In a mobile army whorehouse Gift from the army Free of cost ♪
I kept thinking that there was, like, this magic number.
♪ Yeah, man ♪
I can't move back home.
You either gotta stand in the corner or get in the ring.
-What if somebody calls the cops? -[Ramona] And says what?
Hey, Lucy Liu!
-Hey, did you bring the drugs? -[Ramona] Shh.