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It's the perfect opportunity to get a peek at her phone
Come on, please? Sing the song, please?
♪ One could end up dancin' In a secret disco ♪
- She's got a point. - Okay, fine. One run, but that's it.
It's called a gifting suite.
- ♪ You're a big fan of havin' a plan ♪ - ♪ Whoa ♪
♪ We didn't stick to the plan ♪
Oh, God! What was that?
You sound like a pretty fun lady.
Grandma, you should come. They say the flower farts.
♪ And in the spur of any moment ♪
♪ Wake up Hurry, really we can't be late ♪
Are you playing that game where you say words editors hate?
♪ And you don't wanna miss out On this thing ♪
♪ Once I get you in my chair ♪
♪ Turtle baby, turtle baby Turtle, turtle, baby, baby ♪
♪ To me it was a very cautionary tale ♪
[gasps] Is that the blouse I donated to Goodwill 20 years ago?
- ♪ A stinky bloom appears ♪ - [Cole, Molly vocalizing]
And, uh, see your death poop flower, of course.
Hello, and welcome to Vance's Vantastic Vance-overs.
I'm actually not a senior. I'm a middle-aged man.
Also, no dropping in on an old friend.
Wow! I look like I've had more than two nights of good sleep in the past decade.
- They can do that? - ♪ We can do it in five minutes ♪
♪ And you don't wanna miss out On this thing ♪
You look like a page
Oh, no. The flower's blooming now. Look, the skulls.
♪ It won't take off a year ♪
…drink it. That's essence of wombat urine.
Come on. Wouldn't it be fun to take her down?
- What are you, an assassin? - No, I'm a writer.