Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You noticed that, huh?
- What have you been doing? - Oh, well, you see, uh...
Or the fact that I'm debonair and handsome?
Sister Tuck?
- Move it. Please move it. - [screaming]
- Pray, kiss me sweetly. - Ooh.
[laughing]
Um... Well, um...
On strike? Well, why?
to present the author of tonight's drama.
♪ In Sherwood Forest dark and deep ♪
- Maid Marian! - Marian?
¡Cuando por fin te llega tu miniatura !
- Why not? - He lost his onion. Ahh!
♪ But I'll stick my neck out and, without any doubt ♪
Kermit, shouldn't we be doing this on the stage?
Hold fast, good sir,
of the Sheriff of Nottingham. [cackling]
- Help! - Knock-knock.
- Meeker. - [sighs]
Better practice 'cause Robin Hood will be here any minute.
Scooter, the town crier is on stage, but he can't go on.
- That's it, then turn the handle. - This way?
And now it's torture time.
♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪
Yey! Yey!
Well, it certainly isn't a comedy.
- Ooh! - ♪ He sure gets the point in the end ♪
- ♪ We won ♪ - ♪ We won ♪
♪ He never heard say that crime doesn't pay ♪
♪ Fol, rol, riddle, rol Hey, noney no ♪
- Yes? - Tell the men to prepare.
[grunting]
He never succeeds at anything.
Well, I've seen a lot of versions of Robin Hood,
- That's an old joke. - So are you.
Torture scene over. Archery scene next.
♪ And yet I still ♪
- but none to match this one. - How's that?
♪ Like a dream ♪
Miss Piggy, excuse me. Thank you.
- [fanfare] - Shh!
Kermit's mad at Piggy and it's really only 4:30.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. William Shakespeare.
♪ You shine in my mind ♪