Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then you are not the real William Shakespeare?
This here William Shakespeare is my nom de plume.
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ - ♪ I always will love you ♪
[screaming]
She won't come out of her dressing room.
Goodbye.
- Still what? - Still dark.
- Privy, Robin Hood. - What?
- Ugh. - This pain here?
♪ Now there's naught to do but resort ♪
Take these thumbscrews, for instance.
Don't litter.
♪ But the sheriff has bribed and corrupted a youth ♪
Manacles secured, hand and foot, right?
JODY Parrack!!!
- Well, it's, uh... It's... - Uh-huh?
- And you're much younger. - And he's dead.
Bring in the prisoner.
Quick, my Merry Men, to the rescue!
[up-tempo tune plays]
♪ Our fair maid has been freed from the fort ♪
I want to know what you did with Lynn.
Is he?!
- How goes it? - Strange.
♪ By my brave little prince of the wart ♪
- Just try and make me talk. - All right!
That's a tragedy.
Well, cavorting wrong, actually.