Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and the greatness in ourselves and each other.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
It was totally a team effort. I'm so...
of former Mayor Ed Koch reminding me to take my belongings?
It's just gonna be, like, five more minutes.
OLDER TED: And then Lily gave her dad
Life is short. I figured, "Slap-e diem."
The way that you just got slapped
OLDER TED: In November, 2009, Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily
- Lily worked all day on this! - Relax. It's not real bile.
Clearly, they're not getting the whole sock-on-the-doorknob thing.
Come on, buddy, you would've done the same thing for us.
none of us had ever seen him give anyone.
This is my you're-dead-to-me look.
And I'm gonna show you just how much.
- Lily... - Let me be clear on this.
Ted, you better roll quickly. Your gallbladder's about to burst.
I'm the one who had the idea to call the Port Authority Lost and Found.
Your name should be Eric Slap-ton.
I... I'm just not a fan of strapless.
the next great American board game, but his ideas were always a little off.
You know, Mickey, it's been, like, half an hour.
across the face, my friend
(CHUCKLING) Oh, my God!
- Okay, I'll do it. - Great.