Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(SIGHS) But you've come such a long way since then.

giving your braces money to some guy claiming to be Milton Bradley.

Oh, that really just happened

It's just easier for him to be dead to me.

Please, I can't ask the guy to leave on Thanksgiving.

Here. Come play Daddy's new game.

OLDER TED: Her whole life, Mickey disappointed Lily,

Barney, we're going to need you on the slapping throne.

in which case, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying!

Okay, Lily, look.

- Okay, he's all yours. - No, no, no, no. It's you, I insist.

I wasn't even gonna look Mr. Park in the eye.

He was just out trying to provide for the family.

Last year, you got left at the altar. You lost your job.

Well, you slept with one of my best friends!

You deserve to slap someone in his face as hard as you can.

(CLEARS THROAT) Got kind of ugly.

- You missed my ballet recital. - Yes, sweetie, but, look!