Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OLDER TED: With the third being doled out exactly two years earlier

You invited him?

Mr. Park's, huh? This is the last place I expected to find you.

and look, it's turned us against each other.

I'm doing so much flinching. It's bad for my skin.

OLDER TED: Kids, you remember Barney and Marshall's Slap Bet.

And it's caused us to recognize both the frailty

Hell, I haven't even seen a wedding photo.

Okay, can't we at least just give him some turkey?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Less yapping, more slapping.

OLDER TED: So, when we showed up for the big day,

CHORUS: (SINGING) You just got slapped

That's it! You're coming to Thanksgiving!

Okay, it's decided. Barney, come on. Get in the throne.

You got the pathetic replacement turkey.

The guy was, like, blubbering. What was I going to do?

for the wedding gift that I never got a chance to give to you,

that you would lie about being in love with me?

MICKEY: Ma! The straw to my juice box broke!

Ted, there is an hour before the sun sets,

TED: You got this.

And I want our future family to be that close,

which shall henceforth be referred to as the slapping throne.

And then, some jerk at the next table called him a sissy,

This is basically hell on earth