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OLDER TED: So that's how on Thanksgiving, 2009, your Aunt Lily performed a miracle.

and there, sitting in their fridge...

She doesn't talk about it much, but this thing with her dad causes her a lot of pain.

That man will never cross the threshold into this home, ever!

was that all you really wanted was that pretty, white dress

- Wait, what? - I'm just saying, I'll slap him.

Mickey, come on in.

- Daddy? - Yeah?

Sorry, Ted. Gallbladder burst. You move back three spaces.

You know, I always thought it'd get fixed at the wedding.

Lily, he's family, okay?

I mean, it's Thanksgiving, but "thanks" just doesn't seem like enough.

I paid for cab fare.

- Slaps are transferable. - No!

a man, to do all of your slapping for you.

No, seriously, Robin, you should get the slap.

I can't do it. Why can't I do it?

- It's gonna be Ted. - What? Why me?

Don't listen to him.

- Well, we got the turkey. - No. You didn't.

Do you really want to slap Barney so bad

Two, you guys have to decide amongst yourselves who gets to do it.

Her you're-dead-to-me look.

Ted Mosby, Robin Scherbatsky,