Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ignoring fire codes... So Chinese.
Like the Fonz.
I feel terrible.
I should have started with jokes about Filipino food.
And, finally, I'm flying back to D.C. this weekend
Well, what do you have planned for Chinese New Year?
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Ay-oh.
I'm trying to get bumped up to first class.
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Happy new year!
Your father said you liked handwritten messages
Tonight, to celebrate,
I used to work at Epcot.
Boom. Asian-American association of Orlando.
but we can celebrate here, just us.
after garth Brooks signs your boobs?
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The color red represents good luck and happiness.
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but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun as a family.
Have you not been getting our mailers?
Louis, how did you...
No, they're not.
Welcome Year of the Dragon!
Everyone here is Asian.
You know, that's funny because it's true.
and move the kitchen bamboo out of the sun hourly.
No.
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♪ I'm fresh off the boat ♪
Mm.
I'm ready for my new year's haircut.