Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not that people didn't care enough to get it right.

Yes, even five last-minute tickets are too expensive.

♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪

They're not gonna send cash in the mail.

and I'm gonna slide right into...

Are you traveling with any hazardous materials?

At least I don't have to cook.

Just when you think you've micro-managed everything.

2:00 P.M. yesterday.

I have three trees in my yard that are really flourishing.

Oh, kind of like how you don't want to shower

Happy New Year!

Well, maybe we could find something like that here.

What does she like?

"Eddie, I Overslept! Get Up, Get Up!"

Yeah, one other Chinese guy in Orlando, and he's deaf.

What is that? Like a party game?

I don't have a joke.

Thanks, everybody, for a great Chinese New Year.

They're having a Chinese New Year's party,

This one means "understanding."

They spent all day rehearsing.

how American and Chinese dogs speak differently?

He's here somewhere.

I don't care what kind of people are here.

♪ What if God was one of us? ♪

And look, no lines.

They're from Janet Jackson's "If" video.

Whatever our motivation,

And honey brought all the lanterns.

We won't be coming to D.C. for new year's.