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All right, okay, you guys want to hear a little something about me?
But I don't have any rights to any clips from that.
I'd hate to die with a sore throat.
Oh, we're gonna die up here.
Okay guys, before you jump to conclusions, I have to wear a concealed police microphone for medical reasons.
It's an honor we only bestow on special guests.
Oh.
Cage goes in the water.
All right, I've got to keep my wits about me.
Well, top of the morning, Officer O'Meara.
That's so funny.
So watch this.
You've got about 30 seconds to make this deal or I'm out of here.
Do what?
Sometimes the production values of my life simply amaze me.
I mean, my stink.
I'd read every book and seen every play and movie about construction workers, yet nothing prepared me for the incredible surge of joy and awe I felt when these glorious, mythical creatures walked through that door.
Okay, I can see this is going nowhere.
We're gonna have a little bull session.
Let's, uh, let's try a little role-playing.