Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just take this flier, and if you see this baby...
- Oh, my God, Peter! You're me! - Holy crap!
Greetings, unwashed masses.
- Hello, Smith. How are you today? - Fine, sir. What's new?
Yeah! We're starting a rumor!
Black man gone missing, my God, the media will be all over that!
Yeah, but this is sort of the opposite.
but tomorrow night I wanna hear all about it.
We interrupt this program to bring you a special message
The Asian guy who cuts in front Of every single line
Lest you be considering any sort of uprising,
No, but how could I help you, Officer?
Somebody told me he goes down to Home Depot
No, Mr. Download, he no is here.
He shot me point-blank right on the deck of the cruise ship.
And Shakira 's lyricist I've got him on the list
Well, get pissy if you want, Mom.
Not Well Brian Not well.
- How? - Wasn't really dead!
Well, hopefully, they would have enjoyed the ride.
'"You know, someone should do a sitcom Based around my life'"
Absolutely. I mean, look at this. Jafar May Need Glasses.
No, you shot the gun first. That's why I yelled!
There's the foul-smelling boy Who comes to school in camouflage
- "Queer." - Queer.
Peter, didn't you hear what I said? Stewie tried to kill me!
@Tharries
And Britney Spears For accidentally showing her vagine
that'll tell us where Stewie might have gone.
Not well Brian. Not well.
I'm not paying you guys to watch TV. Now get in the damn shower!