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so I was just running a simulation to find out exactly how killing her
Of society offenders Who might well be underground
- "No, just kidding, you suck." - No, just kidding, you suck.
- Stewie? - Oh, my God!
That's gonna get me through the rest of this yard work.
Bring it on, bitch. Time for me to finish what I started anyway.
The force field is down! Go! Now!
What are you talking about? I thought this was a woman's fantasy.
So now you're interested in Stewie?
And they'd none of them be missed They'd none of them be missed
but you're just not right for this competition.
Hey, Stewie, we got a postcard from Peter and Lois on the cruise.
Riley! Did you have sex with your boyfriend?! You are a slut! (Bill chokes Riley)
I’ll bet you can’t get a boner
It seems today that all you see
Next time they hear about me,
Henceforth, sexual intercourse is illegal.
who treated my wounds and carried me to safety.
Hey, Griffins, just checking in.
And while we're on the subject HBO deserves a whack
Do it Sammy say ha ha ha ha you’re in a wheelchair Erica
all the nation's milk must come from Hilary Swank's breasts.
they's gonna be, like, "We was wrong about Stewie."
Some People Do But Not I
You'll know soon enough, Brian. The world will know soon enough.
So what you're saying is we've got a homicidal baby on our hands.
So, what you're saying is that what you experienced
Big Talk From A Guy Who Goes Down To Home Depot And Pays Migrant Workers To Come Home & Choke Him While He Masterbaits In The Shower
Yes, well, you said I didn't have it in me to kill Lois,
And every bleeding member Of the cast ofEntourage
So I rushed back to Quahog, and here I am.
Like, if you had a man's body and fish legs, then it'd be different.
and choke him while he masturbates in the shower.
And now we're going to look at it again.
I've got this bowl of cornflakes, and I gotta be at work at 9:00.
AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER!
But where are those good old-fashioned values
I warn you, I am quite prepared to make an example
I didn't see you ask the guy in front of me.
- Look, I'll do it myself. How about that? - I don't know, he kind of asked me.