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This strong enough? - Yeah, plenty.
Just getting my tools.
I study religion.
- Yeah? - Stripper pole...
All right, all right.
♪ My light shines on... ♪
for our pain and our suffering.
- Oh, shit. - Chinese swing,
Uh-huh.
♪ My whole existence is flawed ♪
♪ I wanna fuck you like an animal ♪
"What tape?" Yeah.
There's still the not-so-small issue of the security camera.
Right, yes, yes.
You'll just have to explain it to him.
to stick in their slots.
I have full fucking faith.
You fucking perving on my wife?
I'll do the next three weekends, I swear.
- It's not impossible, man. - Then what's the problem?
That is fucking collateral for leaving me in the lurch.
Ah! God damn it!
I'll talk to him.
Fucking rockstars.
is there a reason you can't move the bed a few feet
You're gonna let him bend you over and fuck you in the ass?
before we get to the garage.
- Good morning, my sweet love. - Mm.
Oh, shit. Fuck. Oh, fuck.
what the fuck kind of wood is this?
Hey.
- Mm-hmm. - That is "compentory" damages
Baby, I love you so fucking much.
Well, yeah, fellas, we all want to know.
Why?
No! - Shit, you not.
Our records indicate you're three months past due.
- What the fuck, bro? - No, no, no, no, no, no.
Couple of pieces of wood.
It's like, at least
And, um, it's cool.