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Can I borrow one of your towels?
down the street on Sunday,
- Whoo! - It smells good in here.
Because I got this necklace of yours I wanna hang up.
I mean, my dad's here on business, right?
You've never jacked-off in here?
Yeah!
- Yeah. - Oh, hi, Ders.
Guess there were supposed to be more strips,
I still remember the first dad dick I saw.
Well... it's the blood, Anders.
Dude, if he were here right now, I'd be like...
Can't believe that selfish bitch is keeping his dad
And he's gonna be like,
I'm sure your dad has huge heart.
"well, I'm gonna dive on into your ass!"
before I return it, man?
Okay? I'm sorry.
- they were bigger. - Yep.
Sir, no! Please!
Anders, son of Thor.
Um, and in here is, uh...
- There might... - Well, what's the deal here?
This isn't what I... Expected to come home to.
I wouldn't do that to you.
You're a Holmvik, not a Humblevik.
and he's back outta my life again.
Yeah, come on, Ders. Don't just stand there.
Okay, just so we're clear, there's no gay part?
I'll go in the bathroom.
We may lose the house.
- And I pissed on it. - Adam pissed on it, now I remember.
Goddamn, you're gonna get some wild tail in this car.
Who cares, man? Everybody lies to their dad.