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- Yeah. - Oh, hi, Ders.
I'm sure your dad has huge heart.
I still remember the first dad dick I saw.
Yeah!
Dude, if he were here right now, I'd be like...
before I return it, man?
Yeah, come on, Ders. Don't just stand there.
"well, I'm gonna dive on into your ass!"
Can't believe that selfish bitch is keeping his dad
- they were bigger. - Yep.
Because I got this necklace of yours I wanna hang up.
- There might... - Well, what's the deal here?
Okay, just so we're clear, there's no gay part?
Goddamn, you're gonna get some wild tail in this car.
I wouldn't do that to you.
Can I borrow one of your towels?
Okay? I'm sorry.
You've never jacked-off in here?
Anders, son of Thor.
I'll go in the bathroom.
- And I pissed on it. - Adam pissed on it, now I remember.
I mean, my dad's here on business, right?
Sir, no! Please!
Well... it's the blood, Anders.
And he's gonna be like,
Guess there were supposed to be more strips,
Um, and in here is, uh...
- Whoo! - It smells good in here.
and he's back outta my life again.
This isn't what I... Expected to come home to.
You're a Holmvik, not a Humblevik.
down the street on Sunday,
Who cares, man? Everybody lies to their dad.
We may lose the house.