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Tracy, what do you say? A quick drink to celebrate my freedom?
I did not, and I do not.
If I were forced to remember her as I first met her, when I first fell in love with her,
But it is irresponsible to the community. They should sue you.
Because it's Valentine's Day, and you know I don't...
'Cause my wife and I are planning a really special night tonight.
I'm sorry, Johnny. I'm a little early.
Another prostitute?
Yes, and there's not a thing you can do about it.
Give it to me, baby!
Baby.
No, no, no. They were delivered to you.
- I'm sorry I said I would kill you. - Thank you.
Come on.
Mrs Donaghy intends to relinquish all communal property.
- With who? - Uh, nobody.
until Don comes out on the roof and begs us to stop.
Opening to The King and I 1996 LaserDisc
Fine.
Dude, that's beyond easy.
Hey, did you send me these because you feel bad?
It's gonna take all day and into the night to deal with that crazy woman.
I want the art supplies that I gave you on your 40th birthday
She pouted all night because she thought I forgot to send her something.
Sometimes I would fantasize about her getting various terminal illnesses,
We can be in the crepe line at the Borgata by dawn.
Happy Valentimes!
Actually, I just came from performing at Vagina Day.
I'd kill Lutz. Sorry, Lutz.
I don't care any more. I want to move on.
No, I think she's kind of like Dr Pepper.