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...for their support and encouragement In this enterprise.
...but I still maintain the whoopee cushion has comic validity.
...and then pray for my soul.
I wanna dedicate this number to a great gal who I've done wrong.
How you doing, buddy?
Hey, did you know that three dates with the same woman...
The point is You've got a wonderful girl in your life, and you're ignoring her...
Are you kidding?
My pleasure, Ira.
Dr. Cooper, I think there might be something wrong with our connection.
Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified...
...or "date" the dried fruit?
I was humiliated on national radio. How do you think I'm doing?
...each with its own north and south pole.
- I never admit defeat. - Good.
...for putting him in the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.
Let me ask you a question.
- We do? - Sex.
The primary characteristic of a monopole...
I know, but she's not you. -
- I know, but she's not you. - I'm not me.
At least they don't know it was you.
...from the malevolent mind of Sheldon Cooper.
Like how the Joker got back at Batman...
All right, how's this for revenge?