Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How'd you get such a crappy job? You a convict or a junkie?

- I will, Dad. - That's why you're my favorite.

But you did have violent diarrhea.

I was so close to being a rock star...

Rule number two, no outside food.

Just the same, we'd like to make it up to you.

When you said it in Springfield last year, you didn't mean it?

...in the whole damn world.

So get a good night's sleep.

Okay, now schoolmarm.

Oh, yeah. I guess I got caught up in all the glitz and glamour.

What we're trying to say, Homer, is we're sorry.

Fine. There are plenty other ways for me to alter my consciousness.

We'd consider it an honor if you join us.

Let's rock 'n' roll.

There's no excuse for our horrible behavior tonight, Homer.

- Hi, Moe. Got any beer? - Sure. Check in the fridge.

Wait. You misspelled "guitar hero."

That explains that.

We've gotta start using a cheaper oatmeal.

Wait. Don't go.