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I feel like he only has sex on top of baby grands
Thanks so much.
Ouch! Okay, that's harsh, right?
You get it, girl.
How do I not know that you're allergic to shellfish?
and then emptying myself with laxatives.
Don't listen to her, Mario.
I believe his payment card should be on file.
I'm just pacing myself for that lava cake.
of shellfish left in me. I feel it.
Okay. That's a good idea.
I guess Babe from "Babe" is dead.
David Blaine?!
Exactly, that's what they're for.
but then I know that you would maybe want to be a dude.
Yeah, this is pretty bad.
I'm short and I can't speak English good.
From now on, you will be sending me a picture
I'm really excited for you guys to try this.
We play this game, it is hysterical.
Well, you do what you got to do, girl.
I will make a note of that for next time.
I didn't poop it, dude.
Wait, wait.
I had a really good time last night.
like a person.
Oh, how wonderful.
Hello. My name is John.
Anything you want to do to David Blaine
Salmon, we got onion rings, we got a gumbo.
It is a local pureed chard
across the board-- No.
All righty. You know, I'm gonna
then why did She make them perfectly finger-sized?
Well, hello, my fancy girl--