Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

KAMALA: Good for her.

-BRUNO: Me embarrass you? -KAMALA: Yeah, I said it.

ANNOUNCER: Coming up next, the Captain Marvel cosplay contest.

Every single thing I love, she seems to hate.

Wa alaikum salaam.

I've learned a lot about Captain Marvel

She doesn't want to die before passing on all her junk to us.

the brown girls from Jersey City who save the world.

-You do trust me, right? -No. I don't trust you.

Then you're gonna save the world.

-Hey. -How was it?

The thing is I do hate the game, though.

Then under the cover of stupid wedding errands, we just have, like,

But look, it's not true.

(MUNEEBA LAUGHS ON PHONE)

Salaam alaikum, Muneeba ji.

(METAL CREAKING)

You wanna take a picture? I'll tag you. I follow back.

POV : You love Captain (Marvel)

And you just aren't...

MUNEEBA: Hi, Kamala beta. How are you? Hmm? How was school?

-Guess there's always next year. -No, there's no next year.

POV : You love Captain (Marvel)

And I know. I know fantasy's fun, fantasy's really fun.

AvengerCon, give it up. Amazing Captain America cosplayers.

And that is why the salamanders are almost extinct in Pakistan.

So you knew what I was going to say tonight, huh?

but I really don't think they could've done that.

But your teachers, you know, they're telling me you're doodling all day,

I can't build you a horse, but otherwise...

but maybe something Pakistani?

(SCOFFS) What are you watching? Turn that off.

Sepitembala 18, 2001

(AUDIENCE GASPS)

But what if your parents go into your room?

Oh, my God. Are you available to book for parties?

Okay. Listen, you enter your home, you sit down at the dinner table,

You are a weirdo. Whoa!

-So, when there's a knock on the door... -(KNOCK AT DOOR)