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Yeah! Robin gave me a little orange pill from her purse.
And I really needed it.
Ohl Looks like I've been calling you for almost five minutes.
[Marshall Shudders]
All those "famous last words" people supposedly said...
Well, at least someone's helping.
by a Foul Ball and Then Vomits in a Garbage Can."
[Whispers] Sweet save.
drug dealer from an '80s after-school special...
And here's your phone number back.
Let's see what happens.
Be cool, nerds.
[Sniffling]
So what you need, mama? Come here.
I went to visit my dad at his...
That wasn't it. They couldn't find a cab, so I went down there.
This video is entitled...
I'm so glad we can talk about our sex lives now.
- ## [Continues, Indistinct] - Hi, Dad.
- Marshall... - How is this fair?
- [Seagull Squawking] - [Together] Here...
was so lovely.
I got it right here.
and spent 15 minutes chasing a cartoon fox.
Are these firecrackers?
And I said, "don't worry, baby. I'll do it for you."
That guy gave you noogies? What, did he carry a stepladder?
You're like Mary Poppins if her magic purse was also filled with drugs.
I caught it on the cable last night. It totally holds up!
Hi, Dad.