Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is the toughest time in Marshall's life...
[Sniffles]
None of you do.
- She's right. - [Murmuring Agreement]
Okay, so it's a pocket dial.
Fooled ya!
Thanks, Dad.
Question one.
Marshall Eriksen, you could use a laugh!
But which one of us is gonna take the hit?
Cigarettes, alcohol.
And he said...
- [Phone Beeps] - Oh. Sorry. My phone's charged.
All that stuff was really nice.
Halfway through the pee, I'm, like, "This doesn't even make sense."
[Laughs]
Look, think of it this way.
Guys, listen to what just happened.
There's nothing funny about getting minors drunk!
I couldn't find an umbrella in your closet.
"Plane food is ass."
Man. I always thought I had it rough...
Today we are gonna make Marshall laugh.
Thanks.
- Dad... - I bet you one of the Koreans has an umbrella.
Marshall said, "I have to pee."
"If"?
Lawyered.
You know, you have so many great memories with your dad.
That dress makes you look like a Kansas City whore.
And you ripped him off this earth way too young.
So, um, I heard you might have...