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Never heard you say "sorry" before.
Hmm. We stopped there on the way here.
Never! You now only shop upstairs at Filene's,
Too hot in the hot tub!
[THE HOOTERS' "AND WE DANCED" PLAYS]
It's like a prison with all my toys and video games.
Oh, yes, they can. Ask Sinbad.
Yeah, 'cause God forbid we listen to some catchy tunes
It was a simple design, but sturdy as hell.
Um, what do you call a cow with no legs?
Animation. Foley artist.
Oh, no! I'm so upset!
I was demonstrating how to perform a mitre cut.
She's fancy, all right.
In what? This house when you're 30?
This is why it's dangerous to believe in yourself.
or stupid woodworking!
was a place where students handled heavy-duty machinery
While my mom and Geoff were trying to break into
[GASPS]
Plus, there's a rumor that Yoko Ono is gonna scream onstage
and, also, you're, like, the hugest fan ever.
- I'll tell you why, sir. - [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
Your lesson in "class" is complete.
Do you, now? [CHUCKLES]
You can ground me for the whole year.
that you can sing and dance to.
- ♪ Swept away for a moment by chance ♪ - You really are funny.
Why are you missing the show?
Uh, Derek, while we all thank you for your service,
Okay, just speed through to the end.
- No. - BOTH: Pardon me.
Enough with the comedy, moron!
Here's a little tip...
How the hell are you paying for caviar?
Okey-dokey.
You literally laugh at everyone but me!
You made me say it! Now I feel horrible!
It's a local dessert.
But all those things that you love,