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can find a way to fill that empty hole.
You need to turn your life around!
You need to turn your life around!
Well, at least now,
JEFF: Welcome, everyone.
I've had a lot of time to just sit in here and think...
People are fed up, Marsh.
a little something special.
It sounds like you haven't had access to marijuana for a while,
Enough of Tegridy Farms?
especially our new Tegridy Thanksgiving Special.
We all heard about your tragic loss.
He's a Panamanian Podengo Pequeño.
A bunch of...
Kids, I have something to tell you,
and it just about destroyed my --
Mr. And Mrs. White!
I'm Robert White, Jason's father.
You need to turn your life around!
♪♪
And you know what I thought?
I'm like...starting to question things that I've done --
No quiero estar aqui!!
You need to turn your life around!
Alright. Let's role play.
but the kids are legal citizens,
Shhhhhh....
You need to turn your life around!
Ahghggh!! No necesita protector solar!
A bunch of...
was to make quality, simple weed that came from the heart.
You can't catch!
♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
People are fed up, Marsh.
I've had a lot of time to just sit in here and think...
No quiero estar aqui!!
Yeah. I've kind of made a list of all the things I might do.
since they were born in the United States.
I think I might be able to help them.
Ahghggh!! No necesita protector solar!
You need to turn your life around!
Go get 'em! Go -- Go get 'em!
People are fed up, Marsh.
JEFF: Welcome, everyone.
I'm Robert White, Jason's father.
just don't care about The Whites.
[ Intercom beeps ]
Turkey’s Turkey’s
It's him! Oh God, it's him!!
People are fed up, Marsh.
♪♪
Who are you talking to?
The Whites don't call long distance.
No quiero estar aqui!!
Now, there's less Whites.
Ahghggh!! No necesita protector solar!
in their time of need.
Ohhhhh...
But most of all, Tegridy Weed is about family.
Look, doctor, you have to give me something.
All Whites wear a sunscreen! Put it on right now!
He's had all his shots.
Hello, Mayor, Mr. And Mrs. Tweek,
We wanted to bring you guys a lasagna.
I'm Robert White, Jason's father.
than anyone expected.
JEFF: Welcome, everyone.
Would this make you feel better?
This is the President.
and you need to face all your wrong-doings,
Ahghggh!! No necesita protector solar!
Oh yeah, just ignore us!
A bunch of...
The parents of the children inside have all been deported,
No quiero estar aqui!!
Do you know any good lawyers?