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'til you're reusing your diabetes needles.

that are less than flattering about you.

You know what I think it is?

And there's no books on how to raise kids.

and now you're gonna scare off everybody I meet in this hick town?

Yeah, he also checked under his bed every night for Japanese soldiers,

I will talk to you upstairs. [ Scoffs ]

Could it be I'm getting a spanking

...she needs to respect her elders,

They're hiding from all the real women.

She's been hogging that machine for three days,

Why not put my stuff in the dryer first?

Okay, you guys are hilarious,

You're welcome.

Grandma sprayed me with a hose.

And you know what?

Just be home by 10:00,

...threw all my clean clothes on top of the dirty washing machine,

Now I've got to wash them all over again.

I didn't fall into a well.

You wouldn't know them. I barely know them.

for selling things that are stolen online?

Your father's just trying to say that,

and they will pull you out of any well that you fall into.

Hey, when you do get around

It's a vegetable brush.

You know what? You guys already raised your kids.

but you're still dumb for a person.