Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Richard Gilmore, I've put up with a lot from this woman.
I'm curious how the manager of an inn can afford such luxury?
- Right. How about 'doctrine'? - Better.
It's gonna be much less stressful.
I would set up a fund so that she would have access to it when she turns 25.
You'll hold this evening over my head for the rest of my life?
or explain that the dancing trash bins in the movie previews aren't real.
Louise, tell me why.
What about this?
Why didn't you go to Madeline or Louise? They'd get that 'fabulous top' thing.
And I'm sure she gets it from you.
I don't know what you have done.
If she gets that money, Lorelai will never come back here.
Richard, I would like to be escorted into the dining room now.
I kind of got that impression.
She does know this is a make-believe government?
- I think we need to talk. - About what?
- Maybe I can talk to her. - Yes, that'll work.
Tell Rory goodbye for me.
- You are so far from Tristan's type. - So far.
You have the funk, my friend.
Then by the third date, everything was perfect.
- Make her stop. - Oh, that I could.
I have some things to put in order...
Subjects to bring up in case the conversation lags.
Heaven help me.
- That's amazing. Really? - Now, normally...
- Did you get it a seat? - Dry ice.
Mom, thanks for the direction and all, but we need some help.
Let's think.
- Scandal. - Maybe, though it is Paris.
Okay, focus, people.
- That was a joke? - Yes, it is.
- Because... - I just don't want to be queen.
I would've left the house so fast.
It's not about what she would buy.
All right, I'm sorry.
But what if the money does change our relationship?
- I can't believe it. - You'll get it back.
What are we doing?
- You were on the phone. - Long distance.
I don't know, she's 16.
- That red thing with an 'X.' - I do not know.
- You clicked on the April file? - Yes.
Why can't I get one person to care about this as much as I do?
Shakespeare once wrote, 'Neither a borrower nor a lender be. '
- So tell me more about her. - I don't really know that much.
So once a year Mom and Dad would go to visit her...
- You don't think I can? - No. I think you can.
- Are you atheist? - Excuse me?
- Yes, ma'am. - My son speaks of you constantly.
You didn't want me to take the money, I'm not taking the money.