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I think I really got a shot at the gold in the swimming competition. Coach says I'm the fastest he's ever seen.
Hey! Just what the hell do you think you're doing, Eric?!
Congratulations, Jimmy. But we all know that the Special Olympics isn't just about winning.
Okay then.
Bull's eye!
How should I know? Im retarded
Jimmy, I thought we were meeting at the doughnut shop.
I'm going to go sign up now.
You just keep your G-Goddamned mouth shut and do what you're t-t-t-uh-tol-told!
You're not the boy I fell in love with last week during Free Period. I'm leaving you.
So let's have all our athletes report to their first assigned events and... Let the Games begin!
I've been using st-steroids I was willing to do anything to be the best,
The Games are in two days, Nancy I can't be w-wasting my time.
Yes! Yes!
How should I know I'm retarted. Dahhhhhh
God-damnit!!
Okay, next in line please?
Huhh oh well, that's it for me, Timmy. I'm p-p... p-pooped. I'll see you in the locker room.
What kind of shortcuts?
And whatever's troublin' you, I wanna try and, and help you with it.
What's that, hon?
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Well, Kyle, I understand where you're coming from, and I appreciate you being so direct.
T... T-Timmih.
Okay. Age?
Whoa. What the hell??
How I Will Spend My
Eric Cartman.
Okay. Well, you have a visitor.