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Well, Timmy, as your counselor, I want you to know that you can tell me anything hm'kay?
Let me finish. If you had seen The Passion you would know that Hell is reserved for the Jews,
Well, I'll see you nice and early for p-practice, Tim-tim. Oh, uh, can you hand me my bag?
What the fuck. Daaaah
How should I know I’m retarded Daaaaa!
The Special Olympics? What's so special about them?
Hello. Um, I would like to... sign my son up, please.
Thank you very much.
I dressed up like a handicapped person and lost the Special Olympics on purpose,
three times a day
now I'm starting to think... that if I could just spend one day in their shoes,
One thousand dollars, yeah!
...six!...
S- s... ss-s-s-steroids?
so that Jimmy could learn his lesson about steroids.
We're both competing in the Special Olympics down in Denver.
Yyyeess!
How much would this cost me?
Well, guess I'll, guess I'll just have to kick ass in the other events.
...You're an asshole, Cartman.
big fat p-p... p... pussy, and if you take steroids, the only decent thing to do is come forward and say,
Timmy!!!
He's nine.
What the fuck. Daaaah
Yeah! Yeah!
He's got it! That's a new Special Olympics record, folks!
Timmih!
and we have an ultimate grand special champion for 2004!