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Here, hold this!
I'm training really hard, but I'm not improvingfast enough, and the Special Olympics are a... week away.
You're not leaving me! You try to leave me and I'll kill you, bitch!
Ahhh it isn't cheap. I've gotta keep vice off my back and secure shipments from overseas.
Look, it's my body and it's my choice what I put in it!
Daaaa! Daaaa!
Thank you! Good luck, Michael.
Will those athletes in heat 1 of the hundred-meter dash please report to Track Aread B.
Timmih!
And instead you had to break through yourself. This is really the beginning of a whole new chapter of your life, Kyle.
I said, shut your mouth, bitch! Why did you make me do it, huh?!
You just take one of these little blue babies
I mean making them compete against each other just for our amusement.
Timmih!
Huh! Timmih! T-Timmih!
So?? So dude, think about it.
Then you'll be a great big no-good double-faced poopy-pants tattle-tale!
Cartman, I really, really have a problem with what you're doing I object to it morally, and I find it grossly offensive.
...How should I know? I'm retarded. Daaaaa!
YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! I have the best idea ever! I'm gonna be rich!
Terrible?? Whatever! You guys's brains just can't compute complex plans like mine can! It'll work, you'll see.
Naaaa! Daaaaa!