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What was the scene when you first arrived?
Let's just take care of you, all right?
Those are the hardest part.
And I didn't die.
Yeah, poor dear.
Possible man down.
I can take off early from my shift to come pick you up.
Being awesome?
Mm.
What?
Are... Are you in pain?
That's your trick?
Kill the lights on every rig!
Hand me the screwdriver.
We got to spray him down!
You know what to do?
I'm pretty much a shoo-in for Captain.
I've delivered a lot of little critters on this job.
Okay, y'all are keeping me up, but I'm tired.
You guys must get sick coming out here.
that's come in here asking to fix one of these.
Maybe we should be evacuating right now.
And then you'll be gone? Again?
And you... well...
Hey!
but that takes months.
No! What I want is an orgasm... a mind-blowing orgasm...
Okay, if we run right now... and I mean right now...
Maybe we can swing a ladder over, try to pull them up.
Hoje em dia o bruxismo está tão comum que não precisa nem explicar porque usa placa
we'll do everything possible
we can each take a hit, make it last.
Perimeter's clear.
Neighbor heard some screams, got concerned.
Excuse me.
As the Battalion Chief,
That's... why I'm here.
with you and all your handsome nakedness.
Of course.
- Shut up. - I said nothing.
And she's your ticket to captain.
No, you get used to it. I'm in charge next shift,
I didn't know what else to do.
They have no turnout jackets, they have no protection.
Wait, wait, look. There's an opening.
Faster, guys, faster! Move it, move it!
I'm driving.
Whew!
Get in or get out of the way!
Guys, the principal's getting antsy.
interviews with me and the SFD board,
I've got labels... second place, nemesis, opponent.
and most effective inventions.
Hold on.
- Yes, sir. - Mostly from sex!
How are we feeling? I am pumped.
She's aware.
Maya, get the foam off the truck!
They watch over us...
If you know what I mean.