Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Number two, lose weight.
You're the jerk. You're the jerk!
Hey. Apu?
How did you find out?
Nothing. Nothing.
A girl in the bar! What do we do?
All right! Girls night out!
It's a pleasure to eat your lead, good sir.
You're damn right, it is! You can't thank us enough!
One drink shan't start to hurt because it doesn't need to do that. One drink shan't start to hurt because it doesn't need to do that.
Yes, I'm afraid so.
It’s been on my list for a long time
This is Going great
But it will take some time. We will know when it feels right again.
Anyone for penis?
Oh, Manjula's just gonna die!
Perhaps there is another way.
You bet I am.
Oh, Apu, you keep scoring while my back is turned.
It's in pretty bad shape.
You may now move back with your family
Watch and learn, you dinks.
Is that Windex?
I know. I know. There will be 47 bottles of beer on the wall. Yes.
Okay, Buster, what is going on?
And Stonewall Jackson, stop trying to rollerblade! And Stonewall Jackson, stop trying to rollerblade!
This Squishee's awful.
First I was a tiger, a snake, a clod, a goat with a hat, then me.
Daddy... Come...
It's been on my list for a long time!
to keep Springfield in, out of,
and your never-ending disgrace.
Let's tell Krusty.
General, I hereby surrender.