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Tell that woman it's over between you and her.
TRUMP INTERVIEW WITH BLACK JOURNALISTS
Ma'am.
Now can we meet McBain?
Squishee Lady, you've had less than eight kids, haven't you?
Now, Apu, when you gave me this keg, it had dents.
Okay, I'm McButtons.
I saw you and that Squishee Lady
and next to the Union, respectively.
He took a Cockney flower girl and turned her into My Fair Lady.
But I cannot come. I work 22 hours a day
How's life, handsome?
I'll just get the shuttlecock.
My Smooshie tastes like a shopping bag.
"Eliza, where the devil are my slippers?"
Hey, Apu, I think she likes you.
I am willing to take you back...
What is it that you want to tell me?
All right. Let's go, children.
If you're gonna be General Grant, you have to have a drink.
Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground.
Why do you always take the side of local merchants?
Mine tastes like dog fur!
ever since my mother forced me to marry you.
Uh-oh.
You'd think that would deter me, but no.
Oh, my God.
Perhaps.