Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? No, no, I'm trying to craft the perfect text

I really hope the baby gets your eyes.

It's a little hard for me to keep track of all my fans.

Ben: Yeah, like you didn't see this coming?

Look, I'm just gonna get him drunk and lock him in his motel room.

and that's when she reels you in like a fish.

- Wow, you're wise. - (Thudding)

I, uh, I heard Danny is going to wrestle him

Maybe you should give him a call.

absolute least I have to do to get some?

And you crushed me with your thighs so hard it dislocated my shoulder?

And cue the fake date.

I'd like to start off by saying I was wrong.

See? I told you that unicorns don't exist.

Danny is living the life Ryan should've had.

♪ Can take your life and change direction ♪

Enjoy the show tonight.

a vial of muscle relaxer in your purse?

There's one way to say it.

Nope, not doin' it. Don't even ask. I'm going home.

and she didn't even stay the full 20 minutes.

No, I'm not whatever it is you think I'm doing.

that you tricked me into believing that we had something special:

Yes! Get him, Danny!

- Tea party! - Oh, of course, sweetie, yes!

Oh. But I was a very special fan.