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Apparently, she gave that dog a bone and he gave it right back!
well-educated girl like Lauren...
Publicity's what keeps this franchise running, Brian.
- Mandarin, honey. - Mandolin.
- Oh, my God! You're Lauren Conrad! - Yeah.
- Wow! You're the best man ever! - Oh, hardly.
No, it's not a bad time.
...the fields of gold
So I've had to cut poop out of his fur before.
I'm the guy all the comedians have been talking about.
- and changes their taste. - Oh! Well, that's fascinating.
What's the use? It's over. She's moved on.
and he definitely boned Lauren last night.
I mean, it's a little weird, isn't it? This new Lauren Conrad relationship?
It seems today that all you see
...up a brand new day
- Mmm. This Kix cereal is good-tasting. - And it's good for you.
So, why don't you think before you say things for a fucking change?
- Yes. We're gonna douche the night away. - Well, have fun.
- Uh, we actually just met. - Well, I'm Stewie.
As of this moment, you are all grounded.
not like Sting where you can only understand the last three.
and old footage from The A-Team.
Excuse me. I'm just gonna use the restroom really quick.
This is about you still being in love with Jillian.
- Will you give me away at my wedding? - Wow, sure! That'd be great!
- It'll make me feel better. - You are not even...
and make them look like Asian people.
Jillian's wedding? She's getting married?
to create a fake sex tape with me and Bill Cosby.