Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm serious. Shut up.

Will do. [KNOCKING SOUND]

Where have you been?

Ah, what if it's something crazy like the ancient Egyptians

Well, to be honest with you,

Thanks, thanks. Kind of like a-- Kind of like a walkie-talkie.

Silence if you please.

Right. Mm-hm. Yeah.

Actually, I can't leave my desk because I'm waiting for a call.

of shared beliefs, religious or otherwise.

and there's me, telling my long, boring stories.

two-way satellite voice hook-up.

You know what? Take off your bracelets.

I'm fishing at that lake I was telling you about.

Look, Ma-Matthew,

What? Oh. Hi, Mr.--

You sure this isn't Pulp Fiction?

reprimand, or whatever the hell it is, when I get back?

Oh, sure. All right.

All right, so, um, that's pretty much it.

Well, I think we should talk about this.

"No, I'm not infinity."

Oh. I didn't go to college.

And: "You will go on a journey. Happy long time."

"Matthew tells long, boring stories

And, "Help. I'm being held prisoner in a complaint box."

Would you mind finishing this for me?

[SCOFFS] That's ridiculous.

Well, it seems to be working fine.

Wait, I'm not done reading this. Mm.