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What my client is trying to express here--

Don't worry. It's just somebody's idea of a joke.

Listen, you guys, seriously. Has anybody seen Mr. James?

I've had nightmares like this.

Beth and I have been worried sick.

Hang on. Dave wants to see me.

This is the Garrelli 5000 Voice Recording System.

I'm pretty sure it was just a joke.

What does that have to do--?

who's a sex machine with all the chicks?"

No. A little further.

Because I happen to know who wrote it and why.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Turn to your left.

So, legally, we have to have this conversation to resolve it.

and I'll do my best to be more sensitive in the future.

"Coupon for one free kiss from Joe if you are a guy."

no matter how stupid they are.

Just hang on. Keep it down for a second.

Like, maybe, plastic clicking against something,

No, I didn't kill any.

No, uh, a little more.

[FRANTIC SPLASHING]

and I was just joking--

It was witnessed and notarized by an official notary public.

I'm sorry. Oh, well.

Oh. It just stopped.

Was lodged against me.

against another employee...

DAVE: Now, seriously, guys, I know--

Well, who isn't relevant.

"the supervisor's duty to satisfactory resolution

Really? Oh, yeah.

Please tell me we're not going to have to do

Silence if you please.

to try out your interpretive dance.

you know, if you, uh...