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You're right.
Dave, I am not sleeping with Mr.James.
But, uh, apparently you called someone "baby."
Dave, he's just this tiny little box,
Have a seat, sir.
It's a definite clicking.
Well, now, look, that wasn't wasted time, Dave.
Yup, yup, yup.
in Funkadelic's song, "Chocolate City."
Yeah. Watch.
Hi, Catherine.
Those guidelines are very important.
You're not in a yellow cabin cruiser, are you?
I'm-- I'm trying to, sir.
Know how you told me not to put a bell on it?
Don't worry. You know, we'll get the coffee machine,
Well, at least the three of you
"We need more complaint cards."
Okay, Matthew, wait right there.
a member of the legal community,
Well, I'll be damned.
[COUGHS]
Are we gonna be wrapping this up anytime soon?
And while the B word, as I call it,
Mr. James, I never promised you that.
Dave...
I signed something without reading it,
Yeah.
If someone complained about me, can't you give me my official
Oh, yeah.
employee conduct guidelines, and, uh...
But you didn't hear it from me.
Uh, actually, I-- I only paid for one ticket.
Could be. Mm-hmm.
I know it seems silly, but the, uh--
One moment.
Soul.
I'm serious.
"Matthew has been staring at me all day...and I love it."
All right.
ALL: Shaft!
I think it is necessary, because I do, actually.