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"Matthew has been staring at me all day...and I love it."
But, uh, apparently you called someone "baby."
I'm-- I'm trying to, sir.
Uh, actually, I-- I only paid for one ticket.
You're right.
Mr. James, I never promised you that.
ALL: Shaft!
Could be. Mm-hmm.
Know how you told me not to put a bell on it?
Dave...
If someone complained about me, can't you give me my official
Don't worry. You know, we'll get the coffee machine,
Dave, I am not sleeping with Mr.James.
Are we gonna be wrapping this up anytime soon?
Soul.
Those guidelines are very important.
I'm serious.
a member of the legal community,
in Funkadelic's song, "Chocolate City."
I know it seems silly, but the, uh--
And while the B word, as I call it,
"We need more complaint cards."
Yeah. Watch.
[COUGHS]
I think it is necessary, because I do, actually.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
You're not in a yellow cabin cruiser, are you?
I signed something without reading it,
Dave, he's just this tiny little box,
Hi, Catherine.
Yup, yup, yup.
Well, now, look, that wasn't wasted time, Dave.
It's a definite clicking.
Well, I'll be damned.
One moment.
employee conduct guidelines, and, uh...
But you didn't hear it from me.
Well, at least the three of you
Have a seat, sir.
Yeah.
Okay, Matthew, wait right there.