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I happen to be the one who has to deal with all of them,
Yeah, but, like, a clicky plastic.
Well, I have arrived at the lake.
All right, here we go.
Try the blinds. I think it's the blinds.
BOTH: Hoo!
if we don't abuse it with, you know,
Let's just call it a hunch.
. .
That's amazing. Now, you're sure this wasn't Pulp Fiction?
Let's see, I'm a Martian, I need water.
Oh! My eyelash curler?
about 10 yards away,
Well, we're here.
Well, sir, you see, the-- The problem is that this
If I don't respond to each of these complaints officially,
Before a complaint can be put into the box,
"against another employee, it's
We don't have a complaint box.
He's a fuzzy-wuzzy, sleepy...
[BUZZER RINGS]
Name one thing I get from you the rest of the staff doesn't.
petty bitching and a bunch of jokes, all right?
I think... [BUZZER RINGS]
Ouch.
Yeah, sure--! Good, good.
But it gets lonely in my little box.
seems kind of stupid to me, but my lawyers tell me
Makes sense to me.
Let me see if I can explain this to you, Beth.
Thank you and good night.
Matthew is upset
I don't hear anything.
Matthew!
"or any of its subsidiaries, may discriminate against,
All right. What's the complaint?
JOE: Okay. There.
Jeez.
And this...
Oh, then that--
Testing, one, two, three.
then keep them alive using hospital equipment?
Uh, "Who's the black private dick
I gotta do it, so, shoot.
discussing the employee conduct guidelines.
"Matthew is a moron."
I know, I know. And by the way, how was the...