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You and me both. Come on.
Even I can't get any work done, because there I am going
A complaint about the complaint box?
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I-I didn't say that.
Uh, "You got Klonos in my YARN."
Me too! Where the hell are you?
This has gotten completely out of control.
Yeah. I'm getting a good read on it.
I haven't had oatmeal in years.
MATTHEW: Query.
Champ, I gotta take off.
does it sound anything like plastic?
Look, you know, I'm-- I'm legally bound here.
Okay, this is actually a very serious matter.
Listen, sir, maybe-- Maybe you should try to, uh--
[BUZZER RINGS]
You sound funny.
So try not to make any extraneous noises.
Could be.
particularly to describe
Uh, when one employee lodges a complaint--
Here are those promos, Dave. Oh, thanks.
Incredibly sensitive.
into the most sensitive of listening devices.
Yes, I did.
I know this is a subject we both try to avoid,
but, uh, if even one person feels this way,
for what they believe in.
Hey, wait, Bill. What is this supposed to mean?
Lisa, can I talk to you in my office for a moment?
[STOPS TAPE]
Sure.
Nothing much. We wasted about an hour and a half
The complaint box can serve a useful purpose
Oh, please, Beth, Beth! Come back, Beth!
I lost him, Dave.
These complaints are getting
Oh, wow! Neat headset.
[SIGHS] Dave, look at me.
Well, it's just business. What can you do?
I was just testing out the old satellite hookup.
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