Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- And, of course, Tom's mom.
- You know what? It pays to have
Oh, my gosh. - Listen up, lady.
- No, you just speak from the heart.
- That's terrible.
More art for your dad?
- Hey, Double D, want a drink? Good energy boost.
I realize that now.
- Uh, she'd say, "Hey, nimrod, do you need me
from all sporting events.
Wow! Wait a minute.
- Can we just kinda talk one-on-one?
Feast your eyes. - Oh, wow, now, that's art.
- Yeah, here's the deal, you guys.
[music stops] Right now.
- Now everyone thinks I'm, like, a prodigy of sorts.
on a painting of you being humped by a squirrel?
- All right, everyone, I want to welcome you all--
Dakota, how would, say, your mother respond?
I'm teaching a genius in here.
- Please. - Sorry.
- Difficult dad!
- Oh, Mr. Sensitive Green Shirt.
you were gonna pay me for the painting?
- I think your mean-spirited, harsh criticism
- Uh-huh. - Oh, wow.
a personal favor.
but this is really not, uh, "moving the needle."
- Yeah, don't it have that feeling to it?
- Someone needs to fight, or we're not leaving.
- We were talking about a different wife.
"pass it to Tom" rule,
just like this. Look at me.
and have fun.
I don't have time for "hello"s.
That's what I'm talking about!
- What? Oh, no.
why don't we just start fighting?
if nothing else. [buzzer blares]
and now you got little kids reading poems?
- Wait, what?
- I mean, is that wrong? - Yes, it's wrong.
All right, let's just get this over with.
- Me? I can't hand that in. I didn't draw anything.
- And go behind the Walgreens